You might be a redneck if...

1. You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
2. You use the term `over yonder' more than once a month.
3.Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
4. You were shooting pool when your kids were born.
5. Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
6.Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos"
7.You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
8.You've ever shot a deer from inside your house.
9. The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!", "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin'?" (If they respond with the same... they're a redneck too!)
10.You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
11.You've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.
12.You clean your nails with a stick.
13.Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
14.You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
15.You've ever bought a used cap.
16.You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).
17.Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off it.
18.You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
19.Your Junior/Senior Prom had a day care.
20.The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".
21. Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
22.You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
23.You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.
24.You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions
25.You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.